"Hung like a cold, wet toddler"
“I stole this shirt from a lesbian”

"Hung like a cold, wet toddler"
“I stole this shirt from a lesbian”

I took a shit at the bean today.

I took a shit at the bean today.

And then I twerked on it

And then I twerked on it

I think I finally found a new pair of glasses 😎

I think I finally found a new pair of glasses 😎

#wcw goes to this amazing girl. You’re reason I have a smile on my face from the moment I wake up, until the second I fall asleep. @melissamaarie thank you for being the amazing person that you are 💕

#wcw goes to this amazing girl. You’re reason I have a smile on my face from the moment I wake up, until the second I fall asleep. @melissamaarie thank you for being the amazing person that you are 💕

Yes please 👌

Yes please 👌

Yes please 👌

Yes please 👌

Fuck a st. Patricks day.

Fuck a st. Patricks day.

This is the best bonus feature ever, and I can’t believe it exists.

Ugh, I just love you. You perfect little being you.

Ugh, I just love you. You perfect little being you.

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